Dinnertime Toots
She was tooting at the dinner table and said her bum was steaming! I
said wow steaming?! She said "yes. Steaming. Cuz there's poop coming out.
Look. Look. Look at my diaper. See the steam. See the poop? "
Porta-potties
First Bea thought porta-potties were where you stored your milk, as in a refrigerator. I said definitely not. Then she thought it was where she needed to hold Daddy. So he can go poop. Because you know - he is too big. So she has to hold him. Then this week she came to the conclusion that it was "for workers, so we can pay them to poop. yes. that's what we do"
The Ride HomeThere was a Cubs night game and I new the ride home from daycare was going to be long. The only distraction I had was a whole Honeycrisp apple. So I gave it to Bea, thinking she might just nibble it the whole way home, and not go crazy. Usually she has apple slice or chunks, never a whole apple. 10 minutes into the ride I look back and not only is she taking large bites and talking about how juicy it is. But she has eaten well into the core, with no intent to stop. And the entire time she is munching, she is also apologizing to Cordelia. "I'm sorry Cordelia, you cannot have any. nope. I am soo sorry." Then once Bea was done with her apple and Cordelia had fallen asleep, she softly says "I'll love you forever Cordelia".