At school
Bea's teachers gave chocolate covered raisins for one of their snacks.
Bea ate them up and wanted more. So they offered her a fortune cookie.
She put up a stink and finally let them place a fortune cookie in front
of her. Then she said in a deep low voice - "I'm gonna choke on this."
On the drive home
I rolled down Bea's window and told her to take a good long sniff of the lake. After dramatic sniffing noises I asked what it she thought. Her response: "It smelled like FOOD, like MEAT, like MEATBALLS, wouldn't that be good?"
In the alley
Bea what does a pigeon say?
"It says oh for pete's sake! That what it says, yup. That's what it says when it's eatin' a hot dog"
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